Everything Is Broken
This is my parody of the Everything Is AWESOME!!! song: Everything Is Broken Everything is broken Everything’s on fire and high priority Everything is broken And out of warranty Everything would be better with best practices But in practice it’s all rushed into slacknesses Let’s hurry forever We’re the same, I’m like you, you’re like me We are just working for money Everything is broken Everything’s on fire and high priority Everything is broken And out of warranty Woo! Three, two, one, go! Have you heard the news? Everyone’s talking Life is shit ’cause everything’s broken Lost my job, no new opportunities No free time for my non-existent communities I feel more broken than a broken token Drown my sorrow in chocolate frosting Three years later, wash off the frosting Smelling like a hobo, everything is broken Stepped in poop, got new brown shoes It’s awesome to win but frustrating to lose, frustrating to lose Everything is better when we stick together But no time, you and I are gonna ...